Gordon Brown on the steps of 10 Downing Street propping up Thatcher. He didn't have the courage to put up two fingers and shout "Up yours, poor people!" He had to get an old woman to do it for him.

There's a lot of photographs of Ms N. Lawson* in the press of late. That's because she's selling something and the British media love to help the rich get richer. But I've noticed that on every photo she has the exact same expression on her face. She looks like a mad person who's under sedation.

*Such a stupid forename. She's obviously not named after a flower. What sort of father would saddle his daughter with his own forename?