Jade Goody - I wish I was there. I wish I could be outside her gaff laying down flowers, with a little note attached full of misspellings. I would write something about heaven and angels and all that shit. Then I'd find somebody to hug, and I'd pretend to weep - but only if the TV cameras were there. First though I'd ring home and say, "Put Sky News on and start recording, I'm going to be on the telly."
No, on second thoughts I don't honestly think I'd bother. Still I'm sure plenty of people will; I don't think the media hacks will have to pay anybody to do it.