Here's a little fairy tale I've just made up.
Far away in a Labour held constituency a byelection is in the offing. The party members are preparing to cast their votes for their favoured candidate, when - Presto! - another postulant appears as if from nowhere. But no, she is sent from on high, for she is child of the Nomenklatura, Daddy is on the inside.
The electors revolt and decide to give the young lady's arse a skelping to demonstrate their independence.
To no avail; practitioners of the black arts are on hand to frustrate their plan. Behold! A ballot box with a broken seal. The ballot is declared null and void.

On a completely different subject; I think the student Ms. Georgia Gould will be selected as NEW Labour candidate for Erith and Thamesmead. I see she has the blessing of the wife of the perjuror and Berlusconi creature, David Mills, which must be a great help.