"There are all manner of new religions being put on the UK census. On the 2001 Census we had 'Jedi' become a recognised religion. There is a group to have 'Heavy Metal' formerly recognised as a religion.
"Our aim should be to get 'Dudeism' formally recognised on our Census. An ancient philosophy that preaches non-preachiness, practices as little as possible, and above all, uh…lost my train of thought there. Anyway, if you’d like to find peace on earth and goodwill, man, we’ll help you get started. Right after a little nap."