I know I'm really old when one of my sons is so old that his musical heroes are selling out to 'THE MAN'.
First there was John (Rotten to the core) Lydon pimping for some grocer.
Then there's the Red Hot Chili Peppers giving aid and comfort to Apartheid Israel, doubtless in return for a barrowload of blood money.
Then Madness submit their humble petition for OBEs all round by embracing the monarchy and joining yesterday's Circus of Horrors.

What next, Shane McGowan taking holy orders?

Speaking of the Circus of Horrors - my missus watched some of it and she reckons that Paul McCartney is beginning to resemble Ken Dodd.