The Labour Party is hiring Tony Blair as an advisor.

Question 1: how can they afford him?
Question 2: when is he going to fit them in?
Question 3: is he going to be an advisor in the same way he's a Middle East Peace Envoy, i.e., not?
Question 4: will Labour politicians ever again be able to describe the Tories as out of touch?
Question 5: how is this piece of filth able to appear in public and escape arrest for war crimes?
I already know the answer to question 5 - he has bodyguards provided by the British taxpayer. (Supplementary question) I wonder if that makes us all accessories to war crimes? Well, apart from the rich who don't pay taxes in this country.