Our unelected government wants to cut taxes for business. That's so they can't be accused of cheating us out of figures this big.

Two men walk into a tailor's and are measured for suits to be paid for on the instalment plan. After being told the cost one man begins to dicker with the tailor and manages to obtain a 20% discount. When they leave the other man asks, "Why did you bargain the price down? You know you're not going to pay for the suit."
"Well", replied his mate,"He seemed such a nice fellow I didn't want him to lose so much money."