The things you miss when you don't read the "mindwarping shitsheets" (© Charlie Brooker). Luckily others have stronger stomachs. The Hate Mail's latest piece of racist disinformation didn't stand up for long. I reckon Ms. Fardon is just the kind of person Mail readers admire. I wonder if she was paid for this story.

"Driver orders toddler off bus for wearing offensive England football shirt"

"England-Shirt-Issue-Statement"