The Killing of Bin Ladin

From the people who brought you -
Weapons of Mass Destuction

The Rescue of Private Jessica Lynch

The Heroic Death of Pat Tillman

I've always believed that Bin Ladin died of his wounds some years ago. Did anyone take a photograph of the deceased? DNA samples? Did they cut off his hands for fingerprint confirmation, as they (CIA) did with Che Guevara? The corpse was hurriedly swagged off and dumped in the sea. How inconvient, or convenient.
Lacking both solid evidence and faith in the source of information I now allow my imagination to run free for a while.
Bin Ladin has been living for years in Abbottabad with the connivance of his allies in Pakistani military intelligence (ISI). Meanwhile the Yanks, guided by the same ISI, bomb seven bells out of Waziristan. Then, for some unknown reason, the Pakistanis have a change of heart and turn the Lion of Allah over to the Yanks, who go in like Gangbusters and kill him. Couldn't keep him alive for a spell of waterboarding leading to some useful information; pity really.
They also did for one of Usama's sons and an unnamed woman, who was, allegedly, being used as a "human shield". "Attica, Attica, Attica ..." You see the US forces never kill anyone by accident (back to Pat Tillman). Unless THEY were using her as a shield.
Quid pro quo - what do the Pakistanis get out of this? There must have been something in it for them. Maybe Obama promised to stop bombing them; or to stop his spooks gunning down innocent civilians on the streets of their cities.

Update: I've heard since that DNA tests were done on the body. So the hit squad must have taken samples from Bin Ladin's kin for comparison; someone qualified to perform the tests on site; equipment necessary for testing. Such foresight.