Meanwhile, Scotland's Man of the Year has been named as Michael Forbes, steadfast opponent of Donald Trump's attempt to take over North-East Scotland. The billionaire bully and stranger to the truth has harassed and persecuted Mr. Forbes, cutting off his water and building on his land. He has also slandered Mr. Forbes to any journalistic toady willing to publish his lies. His allies in this dirty work are the local police force and the local MSP who is also Scotland's First Minister. Vote for devolution and Donald Trump.
The Scots, we learn, don't like a bully. Now Trump has turned his firepower on the sponsors of the award, the makers of Glenfiddich malt whisky. He has ordered his subjects to boycott that product. Let's see if the distillers stick to their guns over this. If they do it's Glenfiddich for me this festive season.
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