From the Daily Telegraph via Pseud's Corner, Private Eye (no. 12710) -
"WALTON-HAYFIELD - On 14th August 2010, to REBECCA and MARK, an adorable son, Ignatius Mungo, brother to the Gorgeous Atticus Monty, the beautiful Octavius Klut, and the precious Ptolemy Ned. Deo Gratias.

Sed non parentibus gratias ab infantibus propter nomina.
Poor little buggers.